Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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