Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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