Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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