that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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