Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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