I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Randomize
