I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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