May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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