You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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