On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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