i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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