But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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