ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I woke up under a house in Key West
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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