I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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