Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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