gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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