That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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