He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
operation harelip BJ is a go
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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