Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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