he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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