Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
