Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your tits are I can't wait for
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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