Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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