The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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