Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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