bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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