i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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