imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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