This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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