i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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