i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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