Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize