Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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