I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
only if we run a train.
done.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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