yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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