The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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