i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She's the barista slut.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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