My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
stop calling my apartment porn island.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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