My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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