I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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