is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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