yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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