Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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