I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Randomize
