Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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