i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
