No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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