She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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