Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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