No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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