your room smells of hookers.
And success
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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