Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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