its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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